robtheslob9912 2009-10-24 02:02:31

Your an idiot

Sevkat 2009-10-24 02:05:33

You are so fucking unfunny.

Sevkat 2009-10-24 02:05:46

Like oh my god, you faggot.

SuckMyBallz619 2009-10-24 02:15:50

...Yeah sure you will...FAG!!!

hellfire9 2009-10-24 02:22:49

lol you Joined newgrounds so ya.. your one of us.. lol your such a fag

Pokemonpoeguygcn 2009-10-24 20:31:21

Tom already has an evil version: BizarroTom

jake-thesnake 2009-10-24 20:45:47

cock jokes FTW, and go U. S.!

LockPad 2009-10-24 20:55:30

Do yourself and all of us by getting off Newgrounds.
Go Away the Adults are Talking.

hhahahahahha 2009-10-29 00:54:01

FAGGOT

The-spammer 2009-11-13 19:01:14

Traumatic insemination, also known as hypodermic insemination, is the mating practice in some species of invertebrates in which the male pierces the female's abdomen with his penis and injects his sperm through the wound into her abdominal cavity (hemocoel). The sperm diffuse through the female's hemolymph, reaching the ovaries and resulting in fertilization. The process is detrimental to the female's health. It creates an open wound which impairs the female until it heals, and is susceptible to infection. The injection of sperm and ejaculatory fluids into the hemocoel can also trigger an immune reaction in the female. Bedbugs, which reproduce solely by traumatic insemination, have evolved a pair of sperm-receptacles, known as the spermalege. The spermalege reduce the damage to the female bedbug during traumatic insemination.

The evolutionary origins of traumatic insemination are disputed. Although it evolved independently in many invertebrate species, traumatic insemination is most highly adapted and thoroughly studied in bedbugs, particularly Cimex lectularius. Traumatic insemination is not limited to male-female couplings, or even couplings of the same species. Both homosexual and inter-species traumatic inseminations have been observed. Traumatic insemination has been likened to human sadomasochism, stabbing, and rape behaviors. However, such coercive sex practices are common in nature and provide sperm competition, enable bypassing the mating plug, and overcome female resistance to being mated.

The-spammer 2009-11-14 23:37:59

Pong (marketed as PONG) is one of the earliest arcade video games, and is a tennis sports game featuring simple two-dimensional graphics. The aim is to defeat an opponent-either computer-controlled or a second player-by earning a higher score. The game was originally manufactured by Atari Incorporated (Atari), who released it in 1972. Pong was created by Allan Alcorn as a training exercise assigned to him by Atari founder Nolan Bushnell. Bushnell based the idea on an electronic ping-pong game included in the Magnavox Odyssey, which later resulted in a lawsuit against Atari. Surprised by the quality of Alcorn's work, Atari decided to manufacture the game.

Pong quickly became a success and is the first commercially successful video game, which led to the start of the video game industry. Soon after its release, several companies began producing games that copied Pong's gameplay, and eventually released new types of games. As a result, Atari encouraged its staff to produce more innovative games. Several sequels were released that built upon the original's gameplay by adding new features. During the 1975 Christmas season, Atari released a home version of Pong exclusively through Sears retail stores. It was also a commercial success and led to numerous copies. The game has been remade on numerous home and portable platforms following its release. Pong has been referenced and parodied in multiple television shows and video games, and has been a part of several video game and cultural exhibitions.

Pong is a two-dimensional sports game which simulates table tennis. The player controls an in-game paddle by moving it vertically across the left side of the screen, and can compete against either a computer controlled opponent or another player controlling a second paddle on the opposing side. Players use the paddles to hit a ball back and forth. The aim is for a player to earn more points than the opponent; points are earned when one fails to return the ball to the other.

In 1974, Atari engineer Harold Lee proposed a home version of Pong that would connect to a television: Home Pong. The system began development under the codename Darlene, named after an attractive female employee at Atari. Alcorn worked with Lee to develop the designs and prototype, and based them on the same digital technology used in their arcade games. The two worked in shifts to save time and money; Lee worked on the design's logic during the day, while Alcorn debugged the designs in the evenings. After the designs were approved, fellow Atari engineer Bob Brown assisted Alcorn and Lee in building a prototype. The prototype consisted of a device attached to a wooden pedestal containing over a hundred wires, which would eventually be replaced with a single chip designed by Alcorn and Lee; the chip had yet to be tested and built before the prototype was constructed. The chip was finished in the later half of 1974, and was, at the time, the highest performing chip used in a consumer product.

Pong was the first game developed by Atari Inc., founded in June 1972 by Nolan Bushnell and Ted Dabney. After producing Computer Space, Bushnell decided to form a company to produce more games by licensing ideas to other companies. Their first contract was with Bally Technologies for a driving game. Soon after the founding, Bushnell hired Allan Alcorn because of his experience with electrical engineering and computer science; Bushnell and Dabney also had previously worked with him at Ampex.

masteroflifeanddeath 2009-12-31 18:56:26

you'll have to kill me before you get to tom. good luck trying to kill me with that lvl.3 weapon of yours.

ohbombuh 2010-01-05 20:12:06

But not only would you have to take out the admins, but you also would have to handle mods and eliminate thousands of remaining loyalists who'd question your authority.

irishterrorist 2010-01-05 21:03:40

You spelled 'reign' wrong... Hope hope your conquest of newgrounds goes more smoothly than that post.

flyingnun 2010-01-13 02:14:40

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flyingnun 2010-01-13 02:17:16

(and your profile pic looks like your jerkin off)(lol)(ha)

Kuronji 2010-01-17 04:07:42

BTF owns you.

fabolousbob 2010-01-18 14:44:20

sooner or later..

6f6f7073 2013-04-16 22:13:21

You need to be Level 13 or higher if you want your assertion to be valid.